Got a toothbrush?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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