everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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