I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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