Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
