i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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