Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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