Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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