if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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