why didn't you poke me back
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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