doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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