Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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