I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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