Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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