Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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