Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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