I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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