i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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