I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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