Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

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(516): View more from New York

I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.

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(510): View more from California

no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.

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(415): View more from California

sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.

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(678): View more from Georgia

So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.

(770): View more from Georgia

Dude. Do it.

(678): View more from Georgia

Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?

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(714): View more from California

It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor

(1-814): View more from Pennsylvania

I like how you're utilizing your resources

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(505): View more from New Mexico

all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me

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