After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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