Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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