Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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