i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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