Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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