Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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