I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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