ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
never play flip cup with pint glasses
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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