Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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