Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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