So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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