There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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