So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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