If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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