Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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