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a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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