I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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