between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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