Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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