Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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