you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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