Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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