Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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