I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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