Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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