doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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