so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
last night I used snow as a chaser
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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