So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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