We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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