I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im holly from the hills drunk
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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