I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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