How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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