i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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