I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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